poopflow:

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

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thestarksbastard:

this radio host dude is having some kind of crisis because he didn’t hear any AC/DC in the new iron man movie

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(Source: cayde, via 2hardcore4you)

svviffer:

do you ever just regret 40% of your life

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tltty:

where do people even find dealers like you can’t just ask people in class like hey are you selling marijuana

(Source: hungarian, via theentirecatpopulationismyfriend)

oomshi:

walking out of school on the last day like

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laugh-addict:

 

i hate when people pour my cereal

they don’t know the amount of milk i like

they don’t know how much cereal i want

they don’t know me

they don’t know my life

they don’t know what i been through

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mattfoundglory:

the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth

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